Exit Strategy

Yo, check out 'Exit Strategy' where poor Ned (Seth Gamble) is bombing at his new gig slinging printer toner. Rambunctious Chad (Van Wylde) spills how he seals the deal with his wild, pounding sales pitch, but Ned can't nail that intense vibe. Frustrated, Ned strolls the office and catches masked hotties Jack Vegas and Ziggy Star going at it hot and heavy in a closet—third time's the charm! He rushes to show Molly (Liz Jordan), but bam, they're vanished. She teases him like he's daydreaming and heads back to her desk. Ned swings open doors everywhere hunting them down, till Mitch (Charles Dera) nabs him, screaming spy from the rivals! Mitch drags Ned to Ms. Steele's (Lana Violet) office to snitch, but she's bent over getting railed deep by Van Wylde. She waves them off—'Later boys!'—while Chad keeps thrusting his 'ink cartridge' home.