The Perks Of Married Life

Kenzie Taylor and her straight best friend Seth Gamble have a genius little hustle: pose as a married couple, score all the freebies. This time the perk is a free Nuru massage at a fancy resort, and neither of them has a clue what Nuru even is — but hey, massage means good vibes, right? Enter Cubbi Thompson, their oiled-up masseuse, who strips down first and then tells the "newlyweds" to do the same. Cue panic: these two besties have never actually seen each other naked, and worse, they're both crushing hard on Cubbi. The tattooed, pierced blonde works her hands (and everything else) all over them, and the fake-married ruse starts slipping fast. Kenzie's supposed to be playing straight, but Cubbi's touch has other plans, and soon fingers, tongues, and bodies tangle into a slick 69 and full-on facesitting free-for-all. What starts as a spa freebie turns into a hairy, handsy threesome nobody saw coming — talk about getting a happy ending and then some.