Lust In Translation

Robby Echo and Scarlett Sage swing by Tommy Pistol's place expecting some big news — and boy, do they get it. Tommy calls for Carlita Ray, who floats down the stairs flashing a shiny new wedding ring. Surprise! Tommy tied the knot, and nobody saw it coming. Carlita's a total catch, even if her English stops at 'hola.' The two met at a salsa class abroad, and let's just say they had chemistry that needed no subtitles. What Carlita lacks in small talk she more than makes up for in the language of love — and she's got an adventurous streak, couple swapping very much included. Swept up in the moment, Scarlett and Robby decide to loosen up and share partners with the newlyweds. Turns out some things translate perfectly across any tongue, and these four speak fluent seduction. Grab your phrasebook — this lesson gets hands-on fast.