M-O-M Spells... Sex!

Spelling bee season is here, and Penny Barber is drilling her stepson Spikey Dee with those tricky index cards from school. First word up? 'Vulva.' Spikey has no clue what it means, so Penny explains, and his cheeks go bright red. He nails the spelling and they move on. Next word: 'cunnilingus.' Penny nearly drops the cards. What kind of school hands out THESE flashcards? Spikey is clueless again, and once Penny spells out exactly what it means, he gets more than a little flustered, if you catch our drift. All that lingering on the sexy word leaves Spikey standing at attention. Now he's panicking that he'll pop the same problem in front of the whole school. Penny, always the helpful stepmom, offers a study break of a different kind: if he 'empties the tank' now, he'll keep his cool during the real bee. Spikey agrees, and Penny gives him an energetic hands-on lesson to make sure he's fully prepped. Turns out the best way to ace a spelling test is a little extra tutoring. Helpful stepmoms really are the best!