Troublemakers

School counselor Mr. Russell (Brad Newman) invites two students who can't stand each other, Lily (Coco Lovelock) and Emma (Haley Reed), over to his house for a little intervention. Even climbing the front steps together, the two rivals trade jabs and eye-rolls, proving just how much bad blood runs between them. Once Lily and Emma are seated in front of Mr. Russell, we learn they're fierce rivals at school whose constant one-upping keeps derailing class. Mr. Russell says the school asked him to help smooth things over, which is why the girls are here today. But instead of playing peacemaker, Mr. Russell quietly stirs the pot, phrasing his questions to pit the two against each other. Lily and Emma get snippy fast, and every answer adds more fuel to the fire. He acts helpful while sliding in little digs that push the two competitive girls even further apart. Finally, Mr. Russell drops a whopper: he claims all that anger is really buried sexual tension. Emma and Lily are floored, both swearing that's impossible since they're not into girls. But Mr. Russell keeps working them, slowly selling the idea that the only way to end the feud is to hash it out between the sheets. Stunned as they are, if this is what it takes to bury the hatchet... the two frenemies decide to give it a shot. What follows is a heated tangle of squirting, 69s and a facial finish that proves these troublemakers found the perfect way to settle the score.