Sweet But Psycho

Rural house in the forest, 2 hours away from civilization, we serve the best organic food, we are also a digital detox resort (no wifi, no 3g, almost no network). We are a caring and loving couple, you will never regret spending a healthy and happy weekend at our place. 7 rooms, organic cotton sheets, swimming pool, bbq. You name it, we provide.--(What they don't tell you is that you go there, and this couple walks around half-naked in the house, and they are constantly grabbing each other, hitting on my man, trying to swing. It was psycho but sweet... but psycho.)