Joanna Angel Party Foul

I went to my friend's party wearing a fishnet see-through dress, yet for some reason I still could not get laid. After I gave up hope, I ran to the bathroom to fuck myself. It was pure fate when I spotted James Deen jerking off to a yoga magazine on the toilet. He apparently was having the same problem at the party. We were two horny people in one big bathroom...anal sex was the most logical thing to progress to in this situation.