Basic Training

Every task – big or small ­– is vital to the welfare of the company, yet Sergej Gulbicsov is kinda pissed he got stuck having to clean and maintain all the artillery. He tries to enlist his buddy to help him out, but George Vidanov would rather handle the meaty piece of equipment throbbing between Sergej’s legs. The two embark on their own personal mission of knob polishing and corn-holing, climaxing with both soldiers happily shooting their wads.