Goth Teen Nymphos - Cadey Mercury

While recording her gothic makeup tutorial for subscribers, Cadey Mercury's weirdo stepdad Tommy Pistol showed up dressed in black and wearing makeup! So embarrassing. He just wanted to find a way to bond with his stepdaughter, and when she suggested he could not POSSIBLY be goth because he was nearly a hundred years old - well, he's actually way more goth than her because he's closer to death. You can't argue with that logic! Tommy's sad-dad story, on top of.. kinda pulling off this daddy-vampire look - it gave Cadey some interesting ideas about how best to bond with her father figure!