Nobody Out Here But Us, Bruh

Two buds, Skyy Knox and Tony D'Angelo, are grumpy after arriving for a group camping trip and finding out that everyone else BAILED at the last possible second. It's clear that their friends have been flaky before, so Skyy and Tony are even more frustrated than ever. Skyy is SO frustrated that he wants to rub one out, since that's his go-to for dealing with pent-up emotions. That's when Tony admits that he does the same, which leads to them bickering about who should get the tent to do their own thing first. Eventually, they come up with flimsy excuses to jerk off side-by-side in their tent, which only makes these two camping buddies curious about what ELSE they could do together to relieve their frustrations. Maybe having their friends bail on them won't be such a bad thing after all!