You Guys Are MAJORLY Blue-Balling Me

Derek Bolt sits on a couch, naked except for a bath towel wrapped around his waist. He looks impatient and somewhat frustrated. Just then, one of his roommates, Kane Fox, enters the room and appears to be heading toward another part of the house. He's ALSO only wearing a bath towel. Derek tells Kane that if he's trying to take a shower, he'll have to wait - Dave's already in there. Kane sighs and then plops down on the couch next to Derek. They both start complaining about how their third roommate, Dave, ALWAYS takes super long showers, as well as how Dave is kind of a terrible roommate in general. As they continue chatting, they confide in each other about how each of them was hoping to get in the shower quickly so that they could jerk off. It turns out that both of them have blue balls for different reasons: Derek was on a date last night with a hot chick but she didn't want to hook up, while Kane just had a very sexy dream involving his high school English teacher. At a loss, they start musing about the idea of jerking off then and there in the living room. They both come up with flimsy excuses to justify their jerking off together on the couch, including the idea that they can take one of their towels and hold it up as a makeshift divider between them - that way, they won't see each other's junk, so it TOTALLY won't be gay. They masturbate side-by-side while holding one of their towels between them, but eventually get so turned on that they make an excuse to drop the towel. As they get increasingly horny, they make an excuse to jerk EACH OTHER off, and then make more excuses to go even further... MUCH further!