Ibiza Splash Crush

My first erotic myth was a mermaid. I was young, but her image taking a bath, her breasts covered with blonde hair, her legs becoming a fishtail, intrigued me in a very sexual way. I had a wet dream with her the other night, freakiest thing ever. When I reviewed the film the morning after, I couldn't find it sillier. But I guess you don't get to choose how smart your fantasies actually are.