Mrs. Doubtfucker: A Mrs. Doubtfire Parody

The doorbell rings and Kenzie Taylor answers it, greeting Mrs. Doubtfucher, a seemingly elderly lady who speaks in an exaggeratedly prim old woman's voice. 'I'm so happy to see you Mrs. Doubt...um...Doubt-fucke--Doubt...fucker? I'm sorry, I can't recall--am I pronouncing it correctly? It's a very...um....INTERESTING name!' Kenzie laughs. 'It's pronounced 'Doubt-Fyooker,' dear, it's a German name you see!' Mrs. Doubtfucher responds. Kenzie explains that, as she mentioned on the phone, she recently got back together with her ex-husband, and his 18-year-old daughter Mackenzie, so with all the extra people living there now, she needed a housekeeper to pick up the slack. Kenzie pauses for a moment and scrutinizes Mrs. Doubtfucher closely, asking her if they've met before...she seems VERY familiar. Mrs. Doubtfucher insists that she's never met her before, she just has one of those faces! Kenzie says she has some work to do and suggests that Mrs. Doubtfucher go to her daughter's room and introduce herself. Mrs. Doubtfucher agrees with barely contained enthusiasm and gets up to go to the daughter's room. Wait, how does she know where her daughter's room is? Kenzie asks suspiciously. With a laugh, Mrs. Doubtfucher says that it must be women's intuition, she supposes! There is a knock on Mackenzie Moss' bedroom door. Mackenzie invites the visitor in and Mrs. Doubtfucher enters, introducing herself as the new housekeeper. Mackenzie seems to think that there's something off about Mrs. Doubtfucher. Glancing over her shoulder to make sure Kenzie isn't near, Mrs. Doubtfucher closes the door. Mrs. Doubtfucher reveals to Mackenzie that she is actually her step-mom, Alexis Fawx! Mackenzie is shocked but happy. After her dad found out about Mackenzie and Alexis having sex and divorced Alexis, she thought she would never see Alexis again! Alexis says that's why she's disguised herself as an elderly housekeeper--she knew she wasn't allowed anywhere near Mackenzie, but she just HAD to see her. There is a tender moment and they begin to kiss passionately. Alexis has found the perfect way to be close to Mackenzie again...and Kenzie has found the perfect housekeeper in 'Mrs. Doubtfucher'!